party. >> greta: make sure go to greta wire.com. i have all of your pets you've tweeted to me. we'll see you again monday night. gretawire.com. we'll see you clocks? >> hello, everyone, i am greg gutfeld, and kimberly, he has more tails than a tux story, bob beckel going great handling mitt to discussing one, and eric bolling, and dana perino. let's do this, america. >> you have heard of president obama's internet campaign, the lie of -- the life of julia, a fictional woman who relies on

the government for having a job, having a baby, getting cared for. she starts with head start. and the slides show that with romney they would not exist. what is missing? a husband? julia is married to the government. he is with her every step of the way. maybe this is the composite girlfriend we have been hearing about. but substitute anything else for the government and you get a junkie, booze, a hopeless drunk, and government assistance junkie and anyone the government assists that much, they control, proving that the bigger the government the smaller the citizen. and that means julia is smaller than me and dana combined. and you remember the highlights cartoon comparing a good child to the foolish counterpart? here is why i love julia the most never has the choice eastbound dependents and individualism been shown more

clearly, what is last out is who pays for the free ride. gallant must pay and romney must salvage obama and economy dies under a nation of julia's. a woman's life span not united states is 80 but julia ends at 67. i gessner time was up. >> bob, what did you make of the hole -- the whole campaign? it seems like there is no spark of initiative on her part, other than to seek out a program. >>bob: she is not a fictional character. it is a real person. look, this is nothing they listen in the ad, that has been with every president since lbj but i'm not sure i would have used that as a campaign tool. if they got to the romney stuff, fine, but the fact is they focused on julia stuff. it is odd, frankly.

>> i have to jump in. president obama last week exposed himself as the ego maniac he is by taking the military pictures of photo ops but today the campaign exposes the agenda. this is a redistribution socialist agenda, from a three-year-old to a 67-year-old woman, relying on the government every step of the way. really? really? absolute pure and simple communist, statism, obama no nomics. >> eric has given this more thought than the campaign. you can imagine, it would be cool if we put together a power point online, and we could name her julia and they should hire a couple of conservatives to say, well, you are great, you realize what you are about to do and i thought showing someone who is helpless and incapable of

success without the government is what they were show willing. that was not their intent but that is how it is ridiculed. >> and they are sexist? why julia versus john. >> why not transgender. >> this works against them. it is fabulous, it shows what kind of america do you want? one of the fair share types or work hard and see what you can make of yourself and your family and the land of opportunity. the land of free market capitalism. >>bob: for obama eric does not spend $100 studying anything but what president doesn't get the picture taken with the troops and every college student in america has taken advantage of the programs. if you want to say the programs should not exist, say that. but you say they are created biobomb and they are not. they have been here all along, and second, most people think 75 percent of americans are in one form or another on government welfare. >>eric: but there are few screens they left out. slides left out.

and julia this week 552,000 friends pulled themselves out of the labor force and julia declares she is part cherokee. ouch. what they did they opened themselves up to a lost jokes, a lot of rhetoric, and i can not believe obama would be happy. >> all of the programs, bob is corrects been around a long time, almost more alarming to look at it and think, what have we been doing as a country? there are safety nets you may need along the way if your life. starting out you may need help like the head start program which is viewed as how effective it is. and there could be a time when you need unemployment benefits. medicare if we do a little bit of adjusting could be there long term so you could live to be 80 and have help. but i thought there was a good point, does anyone notice it is creepy that president obama is president for her whole life?

>>bob: but this is the point. the way you set this up and eric made the point these have been around under clinton, public, under public, under reagan, it is not anything new. >> you are creating more. >>eric: maybe one. is this the ideal woman in is this what you strife to be on these programs? >>bob: if these are programs you did not want and romney does not want them put it out on the table and say you do not want medicare or head start. >>eric: is it the safety net or the example of what a person in america needs to have? if it is not the example . >>bob: which program do you not think is necessary? >>eric: probably a lot. i could eliminate a few. but, why make it a campaign slogan that you do not have to worry we will take care of you. >> it should be exceptional

circumstances that you would need to have, we sudden not aspire to have more people take advantage of a head start program. that should be something that is for very few amount of people that need it. plus you need pro growth congress policies to make sure you are paying for this, nowhere in the this do they talk where they pay for it. >> and something about the 132nd clerk key, elizabeth warren got into heat run against scott brown and she has touted her native american heritage but she is 1/32nd cherokee but she has been listing herself as a minority, harvard law school has been touting their diversity, and based on her, and kimberly, isn't, this is kind of a big deal because diversity is what liberalism is about and she has been using it to her advantage. >> it is a bad move on her part, so she needs to rectify the situation it is disrespectful to other minorities she is saying she wanted to get invited to a certain party so she checked

that and she wanted to make "friends." >> that is more alarming, she, the campaign was so inept on the 5th try they came up with the final one they are trying to stick with. that says more about her. >>bob: eric is 50 percent apache and he has not taken advantage of it. dana: aren't we all 1/32nd. >>eric: if she had a native american name it would be "dancing with baloney." she accused scott brown of being rich and she is far wealthier, and we have her talking about, from a clip, why she kept lifting herself. >> the directory i was listed in the directory because i listed it myself. >> what does this mean? >> it was a long time ago i was listed because i thought i might

be inviteed to meetings where i might meet more people who i had grown up with and it turned out this wasn't that so, that was that. >>eric: she does not look native american to me. >> one of the best interviews of all time last night on this network, here is what happens when a member of occupy wall street goes one-on-one with sean hannity. >> this is the way your news is portraying us. >> did i say you were dirty or a hippy? >> yes, in august, making fun of my friend. >> the ones that were having sex in public, doing drugs and defer indicating on cars and breaking store windows and cursing out police, those guys? >> he will occupy the 5, necessity, live with reaction.

>>eric: what is an epic fail? well that makes you ask yourself, what were they thinking? the titanning, new coke, jimmy carter, and last night hannity viewer had one of the best take downs ever. i have a suggest. you are 29. stop wasting your time at occupy wall street. and here is a novel concept, get up at 6:00 a.m., have some coffee, hit the pavement, find a job, get to work, stop whining, stop blaming and get your [blank] out of bed like everyone else in america and get to work. how does that sound? >> give me a job i will go do work. all if you pound the pavement and stop hanging out at zuccotti

park you might find one. >>eric: and he is on the phone. first of all, i am not sucking up because you are my friends i am so happy for you guys, the biggest cable break out he in the last 18 months and i am proud to call all of you my friends. how are you doing? >>bob: did you notice eric sucked up. >>sean: i have do deal with you monday might and i have compassion for everyone dealing with you four day as week. five days a week. earthquake last night we did a segment and following that segment we watched that piece you did with the occupy guy, what was going through your mind when he was rattling off the things the government should provide. housing. didn'tal care. transportation. >>sean: day care. i mean, everything. i have an update. i invited the guy on the radio show early today, and i said, you know what, because he said in that clip you just played

that give me a job, i help invited him and he stayed on for an hour on the radio perhaps, and i said, all right, i will try and get you a job today. and he was so obnoxious and he said, well, what job? and i said i don't know but i will do what i can to tell you so you can participate, can you get a job and go do work like everyone else and he had certain criteria and standards. he would not take a job that paid him under $80,000 a year. and then he said, basically he did not have any skills. his skill, according to him on your she, and this is grepg and thanks for drinks, he believed the protest was actually a job, because he was creating content for our shows and he thought he had earned money that way but what got me angry, was the claim he made of the police

department. >>sean: that was bad. >>greg: bringing the rapist to the camp. that is insane. >>sean: this is just a talking point because one of the things i pointed out, one of my real frustrations as the president and nancy pelosi both kind of endorsed this movement, nancy pelosi at one point saying god bless 'em, remember, at the park they had to set up a separate rape tent because of the violent incidence of rape police officers after the different occupy movements attack asked violence, and broken windows, and you have seen all sorts of bizarre behavior, so it was an edge. >> i thought it seemed that in some ways it was lick you were being his dad, this a way, want dog shake some sense in him like a plea of, stop doing this nonsense and try to get your life together. >>sean: funny you say that i wasn't thinking that at the time but a lot of people, dana,

perceived it that way, and this kind of came do me through a mutual friend of ours, we were talking about what happened and they said, can don't you invite him on the radio program and try and help him. because if i had a 29-year-old son, and they were not working and they had this entitlement mentality, in other words, sort of like just a little to the left of bob and they thought everyone should be preside by the government, help him get a taste of the real world and offer them a job so i set out to do that today, and he put up such stringent criteria define $80,000 and $100,000, limited hours of work and this other stuff, and he is very angry and hostile, there is something that i cannot pin point. >> he wants to be famouses phony rebellion. real rebellion is going out and working for a living. >> too bad air america is no

longer away. >>kimberly: i was worried if this is the youth of america in the occupy movement the fact he has such a chip on his shoulder and he was angry, and not making sense and many of the things he was saying and flatout saying lies in terms of, and quoting "new york times", when we said what is your proof and there is a big conspiracy against the movement and they sent rapists and drug addicts because we are so open we let anyone in and this is big evil plot to make us look bad and still, does he have any support for that statement today? shawn shawn not really. because this is nothing. and this is nothing and he is making it up as he goes along, and even if you sympathize with some of the issues that they are arguing at occupy you can not

condone the violence, all the horrible things we have witnessed and the violence. >>bob: first of all now you have had the questions i will ask you, first of all, are you embarrass assed by how mean that interview was? >>sean: stop it. >>bob: it was very mean. the idea somehow this guy is representative of everyone in occupy wall street. >> he runs it. he is a leader. >>bob: i thought you said there is no leadership. can i get back to hannity. i have several questions. mr. hannity, are you, have you, are you nor or have you ever been a pen, listen, you were brutal on this guy, and there are a lot of the issues he raised. >>sean: is there a question here? >>bob: i learned how to do

that you ask a five minute title and you repeat yourself and you get mad. i want to know what you agree with some of the things. do you not agree the income inequality in the country? >>sean: i don't think it is the government's role to be redistributing the wealth. and --. >>bob: but corporations --. >>sean: i turn this question on you and i think it is fair to ask especially if light of the fact you have this love affair with president obama and you have portrait of him over your bed and you light a candle before you go do bed at night. here is an important question. whether you are wealthy or middle-class, but say you are in the 1 percent the movement talks about, and forget what ever figure you make, if, after you pay your state, local, federal, fica, property tax and sales tax how much of every dollar should be allowed to keep?

>>bob: you and eric ought to be taxed at 80 percent and everyone else a flat tax. i am for a flat tax. i think 45 percent is right. >>sean: we live in new york all sitting at that table and i am there in spirit we pay more than that, now. >>bob: you pay more than 45 percent in taxes. >>sean: state, local, federal, sales, property. >> paying more taxes will not help him get a job. shawn have -- >>sean: in my life, really, one of the best things that happened in my life from the time i was eight years old i worked, i was working, doing dishes and washing them and i was a cook at 13, and a bus boy and waiter and bartender --. >>bob: you fell off the roof when you were 20. >>sean: 23 or so. i did every job in construction, and no one that was poor of

hired me. i got hired by people that remain successful that had money that would invest if their homes and would go out to restaurants people that build boats, people that buy boats, people that make jewelry, benefit from people that buy jewelry, people that work in resorts benefit from the people that can afford to go this, it is, the mentality of us versus them that the president is pursuing, that dividing this country. >>bob: do you have a question? evening, we have to go. one observation, that guy starts that interview with, boy, anarchy is hard work, and it slipped from there. is there any help for our friend bob beckel? number one to get him off occupy wall street and turn him into a conserve different? >>sean: the one thing i love about bob, well i love a number of things. one, i know he believes egg he says the he spends all of his spare time helping people so he is the real deal. but do i tinge he would vote

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♪ let the hours roll by >> we learned after the raid on bin's compound he was obsessed with watching himself on tv, and we found out he and others in al

qaeda paid close attention to american tv news network, for example. fox news was not one of their favorites. can you imagine that? >>greg: what interesting they found out that they were a fan of "630 minutes," and fans of "sex in the city," because they saw carrie bradshaw in all of them. >> you here the ticking time bomb thing in "60 minutes." >> we are lucky they were not included in the nelson family. >> and he liked keith oberman who gets fired and does he show up at another station? >> he thought they might be winners and he thought clearly it was not a network they support. he liked brian ross from abc,

and he thought --. >> and he has been tough. >> but he is interested in covering stories involving their people. >>bob: and the great divide anything interesting to say? i don't. but i want to say one thing in defense, here, of us, on fox news, i think it is a great compliment, to be saying they don't want to watch us, that is okay we don't want to watch you because you are dirty and smelly, not everyone but just those who live in caves. not everyone who lives in caves. let me pass this on to someone else. >>greg: the reason why it is a compliment to fox news is they hate the west. and they hate america. the thing that represents, to them, the worst of america, and the worst of the west, is fox news. so, by hating us, it really is a badge of honor that we should wear proudly. you can judge your character by

your enemy. >>bob: seriously, there is not much of al qaeda left because of rebound and george bush, and they are decimated so we did not have to worry. >> thank you for complimenting george bush. >> but they have, necessity have moved on and maybe they do not have the unifying they had before but somalia and other places, and the lone wolf problem, could, the problem is not gone but what i admire about knox folks and the contributors they have a lot of knowledge and experience to bring and i imagine one of the reasons if you are al qaeda you want do watch is to try to find out what they will do next. >> catherine and jennifer griffin have been mentioned. >> this is why misnbc ratings are diving because obama is killing all the al qaeda. >> and there are no distinctions

between the decisions because of professionalism and neutrality. thank you, adam. coming up the airline that would not give a dime of refund to a veteran is now blaming him for the machine he lost and we can hear from the c.e.o. next, on "the five."ha?

special report starts at 6:00 eastern. now back "the five" 4 ♪ 6. ♪ ♪ >> bob: talking about eric's injury baseball and okay. >> we'll tell you why. [ laughter ] >> we were talking about spirit airlines, that wonderful

generous nice operation that turned down a vet who was a vietnam vet and he is dying. he didn't get a free airline particulars which most other airlines do. the ceo came to the defense of his airline. i find it amazing and they have a lot of groups going to south america and you probably know what that means. and we have an interview with ben on a bush interview with him. go ahead. [ laughter ] >> the media is somewhat irresponsibly reported this situation. if you buy the insurance for $10 it covers a wide range of unexpected events that could happen to you. what he asked him to do was to give him the benefit of that insurance whether he didn't purchase the insurance. had we done, that i think it would have been cheating all the people who bought the insurance. i think that is fundamentally unfair. >> bob: ben, you need some help

on the p.r., if that the best answer, that doesn't cut it. i'm going to ask you. >> i think this guy, he has principles. it doesn't necessarily mean he has good p.r. sense because they have had a week worth of terrible p.r. and for $197 and we would never have talked about it three case daisz in row. but the principle of it is the case. where do you draw the line? yesterday one of the things we were talking about chinese does dent. where does it stop? there is a line here and you are not allowed to cross it. [ laughter ] i think he should debt con factss or something. >> what i did was a trick. i wanted to point out to america

how evil dana is. i pretended to agree with the ceo in order to show how sick dana is. you are the sickest person. here is the deal. he has a point with the insurance, you should not have the benefit of insurance and you can do it with car accidents or anything. however,, i don't believe he denied himself to get on the plane. spirit told him he couldn't fly which means, the doctor, but he still wanted to go. >> he said he basically wanted this military vet with terminal cancer with anyone that wants to change the a flight. >> this is an error. they definitely should do something for it. go right ahead.

>> bob: most complaints for hundred thousand. >> but this guy doesn't seem to be worried about it. he is just brushing it off. i don't think this is a good thing. why wouldn't he want to make an exception for a man that has terminal cancer. do you think all the passengers are going to say ask for their money back? >> he didn't know. >> my guess he didn't care because flying part is small part of his business, sorry. >> i would guess he didn't know at all until it hit the news. >> how about the goodwill for the company. >> kimberly hit on something important. goodwill in companies, you can't put the exact number on it but it has huge value. what spirit has done has blown away all of the goodwill. >> and they have the most complaints. >> bob: coming up. when you call -- somebody has to

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if you are calling because are costume smells disgusting, here is the direct line to bob beckel. the mail box is full due to complaints thanks to dana. have a good day. >> has that ever happened to you and you get greg gutfeld. they like to say interactive voice response. they write a column. he was so fed up with the situation he wrote a column about it today.

he said it's driving him crazy but we found out there are ways around it. what about you, bob, do you get irritated? >> bob: they all sound from indiana or mumbai, that number one and thing they give you so many choices i forget. the way i get around it. push zero right away. sometimes it gets you through. if you let it go through, they think you are road ri phone. but here is the best thing. go to the segment, is there fraud involved. they will get on it right away, transfer to customer service. >> or you can say voice xhapdz, operator, or operator! >> bob: they never understand it. >> i hate it. >> the zero thing works but the voice activated ones is agent, agent, problem.

the ones i hated is with the british accented. >> you love british accents. >> i do but when steve was on the other day he was being transferred to what they call the agent cue. we don't cue you line up, right? is it better for the company because it savings money but the comment about spirit airlines. we'll have an update. blue sky, goodwill. if you are sick of hearing the computer voice or greg's voices, you are blowing away your blue sky and goodwill. >> there are lot of people in america looking for work. wouldn't it be better to hire somebody. >> i like the personal interaction. there were plenty of times i couldn't get through. [ laughter ] but would it take so many

prompts, bob. >> i don't know why i'm laughing. >> you get frustrating and. and i can't put it out there because i can't get somebody on the phone to help me. >> i use atm machines in the early hours and if it doesn't work, i can't get bank of america on the phone. i barely speak english. you have to articulate. >> you have to say, when it's voice activated. one thing, if you need -- it's driving you crazy and you want to find out, per company how they get to a person you can go to two websites, get human.com or dial a human.com and phone company, fonolo. >> and whole other issue a lot

of companies are trying to save money by outsourcing the customer service to india. it's cheaper. they are trying to bring the jobs back and it's a good thing. >> bob, no, no. >> you know where he is going to go. >> i read his mind. >> please. >> we can give you an update. apparently "the five" is very powerful after i defend your ceo of the airlines and he has now, ben, is going to pay personally the refund he was speaking. i don't know why they didn't do this a week ago. >> dana, are you still doing pro bono work for them. >> dana: no. >> could we know they changed

the policy for a military person or somebody that has a terminal disease or just the $197. >> and steve doocy i was going to give his money, he gave meekins the $197. >> the point is if he is only going to give him 197 doesn't change the policy. >> dana: it's a mystery and we are on top of it. we're going to get back to you on. that we're going to bring you one more thing. >> great job. ♪ ♪ ♪ what makes the sleep number store different? you walk into a conventional mattress store, it's really not about you. they say, "well, if you wanted a firm bed you can lie on one of those." we provide the exact individualization that your body needs. oh, wow! that feels really good. it's about support where you find it most comfortable. to celebrate 25 years of better sleep-for both of you - sleep number introduces the silver edition bed set, at

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>> very talented. >> kimberly: i actually have a hat they say is worth $10,000. i don't know. i'm not kate middleton and 138 year of the kentucky derby. i'm ruining my rule about not wearing hats. this there is going to be the race and it's not true that greg is a jockey. he wanted to be but he failed. >> greg: so that hat is made out of a cap? >> dana: it's $10,000. >> gregg: it looks beautiful. >> lots of derby, dana. >> and our friends at briet bart.com. check it out. steven colbert and jon stewart, take that, fellows. joke so you. stewart came in second and steven colbert is bringing up the rear so to speak.

>> he sound really excited about the facebook thing. >> he'll stay on for an hour. >> he gets upset at this time of the year. [ laughter ] >> bob: one more thing on a serious note we have the boss of the show, executive producer who came into life of a lot of problems he was from oklahoma, but he is a terrific guy. he does a terrific job and it's his birthday. we want to say happy birthday! there he is. he is great. >> and what were they doing working00 the counter in mcdonald's. >> it's your turn. >> my turn. >> kimberly: i'm going to take it. we wanted to celebrate cinco de

mayo. mexicans celebrated the victory against the french which created the celebration of cinco de mayo. it's a celebration of the latino culture in america. as well all around the world. our own fox news was invited to the cinco de mayo celebration at the white house, it's tremendous honor we're very proud of our latino team. so for all the latinos, have a great cinco de mayo tomorrow. we know we will be having some fun. don't forget out fox news latino.com. >> i actually love it. >> and great guy there. >> we're going to celebrate porter's birthday and cinco de mayo right after the show. >> bob: i'll give you the box numbers but i can't give you the numbers.

but kentucky derby will be a good race zbloog a lot of people celebrate with a pinyatta, she does it with a real mule and beats it hoping for candy. >> i it's $10,000. >> where did you get these hats. >> he got his apparently at, are you ever going to put that hat on? >> no. >> but it's like a rat nest. >> it's like wizard of oz. >> amigo, good show. thanks for watching us. >> okay porter